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Be nonsensical. You know you want to.

Welcome to Nonsense, your source for joyful and wacky creation, meditation, destruction, and so much more...

Who are we? David . Ben . Jonathan . Jonny . Tim . Zac

More about us History . Updates . Quotes . Visions

Software Cowtris . Reminder . Other Software

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Nonsaniacal Art and Literature Superclipium . Penguin Art . Shakespeare in Pig Latin

Discussion of the website . of random topics

Maniacal Musings The Bob

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Home of Cowtris, the cow tetris game.
Now featuring three new cows:
mad cow Mad Cow holy cow Holy Cow purple cow Purple Cow
Surf the web in pig latin:
(Yes, that is a wombat. What's your point?)

Recent Updates
So long, Happy FBITS Day! David
on Tuesday, June 6, 2006 at 4:26 PM
We thought we'd do something significant in honor of today's FBITS day (okay, we admit that, true to form, it's just a coincidence). Namely, let the domain expire. You see, we've moved on to bigger and better things, and...okay, just kidding again, really we're just cheapskates and want to make it harder for people to check up on our misspent youths.

Anyway, the Cowtris and the content of the site will still be available, albeit at the slightly less (well, yeah, just slightly less), to which you have been redirected.

Don't forget the chocolate chip cookies. Wada wada wada!

You know it's time to move when... David
on Friday, May 12, 2006 at 7:29 PM
Yaarrr! David
on Saturday, June 10, 2006 at 11:16 PM
Some out of date photos of the development and launching of our very own pirate raft, the Sally Jo.


  • 4 oil drums (donated)
  • odds and ends of lumber (salvaged)
  • some rope and eye bolts
  • 5 scurvy seadogs
  • a smidgeon of pond (increases with time, regrettably)

Future plans:

  • fire pit
  • awning
  • plank
  • wi-fi internet access
Hektor David
on Friday, February 24, 2006 at 12:38 AM
Meet Hektor. Hektor is a graffiti bot. We want to emulate him.
El d?a de BLEEC David
on Monday, January 2, 2006 at 3:11 PM
David is working on a script that will send out e-mail reminders of FBITS day. Also, for your edification and enlightenment, in Spanish FBITS day turns out to be el d?a de BLEEC (b?vidos llameantes en el cielo).
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Virtual Soapbox

Monica: love the pics. being camera happy is great.
Shags: Happy Birthday!!
Shags: hmm..
david: whose bday is it?
emily: nancy drew and the case of the mystery birthday
david: ah, I see...kinda like FBITS day
Shags: so quiet....
Shags: Waaaaaaaaaay too quiet.

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